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Witless Protection Program

Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?

Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.

Molly- How would you know?

Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!

Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?

Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.

(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).

Molly- You are going to need this number.

Conrad- Who's this?

Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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Doing More With Less

Corporate speak for, "We ain't hiring nobody, no way, no how." When multiple companies in a given industrial sector say they're doing this, prepare to ride the unemployment line for a long time.
I've been trying to find a job for 10 months. All the big companies around here are doing more with less.
by corporatespeaking September 5, 2010
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Jehovah Witless

Selectively telling people you've converted right around Christmas so you receive lots of presents but don't give any
Dan tried to pull a Jehovah Witless on everybody so his present from me is gonna be a log of shit in a box
by PapaNickDawg March 24, 2011
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wishless_thunder

A tiktoker who got banned for "harrasment" some how and now he has a new account called hellokbyelol
Wishless_thunder got banned
by WHYWONTANYUSERNAMEWORK April 9, 2022
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witless cunt

a cunt of the witless variety.
Someone who does unbelievably stupid things with no knowledge of their own stupidity.
He put half a g of ketamine up his nose for breakfast. What a witless cunt.
by the witless October 16, 2007
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witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".
Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"
by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010
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Witless

To lack wit.
John is so witless when he tells a joke.
by Sydpai December 19, 2021
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