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wingularity

A wingularity is created when the density of win in a certain area increases to the point of complete collapse, at which point everything around the wingularity is pulled toward it and converted to win. Wingularities are present anywhere everyone is having a gratuitous amount of fun and/or doing awesome things. They are rarely observed in the present, instead being seen through the occluded nature of the next day's hangover. Naming a wingularity during the present may tempt an intrusion from the failboat, the only object known to nullify a wingularity.

The wingularity is an analog to the singularity of astrophysics.
"that party last night became a wingularity when the ladies showed up"
by nosefruit July 23, 2009
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Dirty Wongulian

Just before a man is about to climax, he proceeds to go down on his female partner where she has a tampon inserted. The man then rips out the tampon with his teeth, shouts “grenade!” and then throws it at the house cats head, then blows his load in the bloody vagina.
Emilie said that I should try the Dirty Wongulian, how could I say no?
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wingalin dragon

a wingalin dragon i drew yesterday.
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Wingaling a ding ding

A person being extraordinarily racist towards black people. Like really racist. Like sometimes sub-conscientiously racist. Just like wayy too racist.
by Jack son seventy seven September 24, 2022
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Wingaling dingaling

Person A "Yo why your wingaling dingaling hanging out"
Person B "It was hot today"
by ExtraRadiated November 29, 2025
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