So John, have you talked to the almighty Weingardens who control every aspect of our lives?
Nah, they're all-powerful deities who rule the universe; they don't have any business talking to us.
Nah, they're all-powerful deities who rule the universe; they don't have any business talking to us.
by Weingarden December 27, 2012
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The act of drinking ones beer then taping a full beer on top of the empty one. Upon completion of the second beer and/or forty, the next one is taped upon the first two. This continues until you have created a "Winzard Staff". When asked if you are creating a "Wizard Staff", the correct response is, "No dude, those are for pussies!".
Did you drill a hole through all those beers and tape them together? No dude, it's a Winzard, you drink that shit first!
by DJ Winzard January 14, 2010
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Girl 1: Gross.
Girl 2: Ya, I Wingardium Leviosa'd him just by bending over in these jeans.
Girl 1: Gross.
by dedwyf March 5, 2013
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Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.
by rapskat September 14, 2005
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Chad: "Watch this, I am gonna see if this chicks tits are real."
Pedro: "What?"
Chad (doing the motion and feeling up girl): "That's why they call me el wingador!"
Pedro: "Well are they real then?"
Chad (with shit eating grin): "Affirmative!"
Pedro: "What?"
Chad (doing the motion and feeling up girl): "That's why they call me el wingador!"
Pedro: "Well are they real then?"
Chad (with shit eating grin): "Affirmative!"
by Pete Dick February 28, 2008
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by Jennifer Smilie July 2, 2004
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