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Wine Mommy

A hot mom that lets you pour wine over her and cosume it off her body.
My friends mom is such a Wine Mommy
by BobWillis69 May 18, 2020
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Wine moms

Wine moms think they know everything about politics and racial issues despite being whiter than mayo
by Atilla Coşar August 20, 2021
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wine moment

A wine moment is the compelling urge to empty the bowel following the consumption of wine.
One bottle of wine could lead to a wine moment.
by SL1 October 29, 2007
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winemom

A sassy little kitten with multiple ex husbands who only cares about wine, wine, and wine. Often times you will find this species in soccer mom form, usually with the accessory of a wine travel mug normally given as a forgiveness gift from their ex husband begging not to kill them and bury there bones behind their mother in laws fridge. Shows true passion in gossiping with other moms about hot 50 year old actors, teachers, and ex husbands who have been made into wine.
The winemom yelled at the children on the soccer team, swinging a glass full of wine in one hand with a face full of anger and splattered with the blood of her child’s soccer coach.
by redtomatosauce November 16, 2022
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