Windgebag

A deceptively large ability to pass wind yet take no responsibility and ultimately showing no remorse for the passing of it; however vile and untimely.

Amy was a dreadful Windgebag, even the dogs knew it was her and the roses wilted terribly.

by The First Duke of Flannel March 11, 2023

wingenuity

Exceptional brainpower dat allows you to frequently take home first prize.

Biff Tannen was described in da newspapers as having incredible wingenuity due to his vast wealth gained from sports-betting, but in reality his "amazing" success came merely from his having read Gray's Sports Almanac and thus already knowing said competitions' outcomes before placing his bets.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho

person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?

by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024