Windex

A nickname for a man lacking sexual stamina.
Two pumps and a squirt.

I slept with this kid Jeremy last night, but you could call him Windex.

by msxcinderella August 06, 2009

Windex

1, An index of winning.
2. Blue Kool-Aid.

Origin: Bowling Green, KY

Lemme get a pull off that Windex, ya dig?

by BaldyMcBalderson September 07, 2010

windexing

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.

Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.

by MrShasta January 24, 2014

windexing

When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.

Meg was windexing the shit out of me after class.

by Kristin Mineo June 19, 2006

windex

1. A cleaning liquid that you spray on glass and people.
2. A perverted internet user

1. Windex! Beyond the blue bottle!
2. Windex is disgusting. He keeps trying to cyberfuck me.

by Windex December 11, 2004

windex

An ammonia and water based cleaning solution that sure is fun to smell!

Mom: The windows look marvelous, Suzy!
Suzy: EHehEheEehEHhehe!11 PWNED BIHC1

by Alphatard March 07, 2004

windex

A house hold streak-less glass cleaner. Usually comes in the blue death flavor, But green, and purple have been seen on the shelves at the store.

"This windex tastes like heart burn."
or
"I drink Windex, It keeps me from streaking."

by Tom February 17, 2005