Wind

a way of dancing (seksi)

"I know you want it, the thing that makes me, what the guys go crazy for.They lose their minds, the way i WIND,i think its time..."-Kelis

by Jessika November 28, 2003

Wind

to pass gas, to fart

I passed wind after eating too much uncooked cabbage.

by John R. December 9, 2003

wind

flatulence, gas, intestinal gas

Her wind surprised and sickened me.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2008

Wind

Worst fucking weather known to man.

Good luck with the incredibly painful ear aches from wind

by WIND IS GAY!!!! July 3, 2009

Wind

a form of dance

i was winding at the dance

by -anonymous August 16, 2003

Wind

When someone is being a shithead so you all ignore them. Any communication with the wind will lead to the person communicating with the wind becoming the wind like the plague.

Person 1 scams Person 2 of a game
Person 1: Person 2 is now the wind.
Person 2 cannot be heard anymore.

by Legit memes November 30, 2018

Wind

English slang, used to put down try-hards after they use a low-grade, base and unfunny attempt to insult someone, which fails miserably. Most commonly found after unfunny comments made on Facebook.
Similar to the awkward turtle, in that it is used to denote embarrassment at the truly shit nature of the joke attempted.

Steve: any your mum joke
John: Wind.
Steve: Your mum is wind
John: Wind.

by Mansjostler January 11, 2011