Wind

English slang, used to put down try-hards after they use a low-grade, base and unfunny attempt to insult someone, which fails miserably. Most commonly found after unfunny comments made on Facebook.
Similar to the awkward turtle, in that it is used to denote embarrassment at the truly shit nature of the joke attempted.

Steve: any your mum joke
John: Wind.
Steve: Your mum is wind
John: Wind.

by Mansjostler January 11, 2011

in the wind

to disappear, unable to be found

Where's your boyftiend?

I dunno, in the wind

by F.J. October 29, 2006

in the wind

On the run; hiding from the law

Once he heard popo had a warrant on him, he was in the wind.

by katchoo June 28, 2006

Winded

Out of breath.

#1: I just got back from the gym, man. I am so winded.

#2: I see that, can I get you some water?

#1: Yeah, that should help me catch my breath.

by Octo Dad March 27, 2010

WIND

The third element used to summon Captain Planet.

EARTH, FIRE, WIND, WATER, HEART!

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

by Captain Planet Summoner January 27, 2005

Winded

Breathing hard, and having a shortness of breath after hitting a vape that contains a high nicotine content.

After hitting Brad’s Juul In Mr. Smith’s Class I was winded af.

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

wind

1. To be out of physical shape or not in good condition. To feel light-headed and slight pain.
e.g He got winded from that punch

2. A way of dancing

3. A fart
e.g He broke wind

4. A rush of air created by warm air rising and cold air rushing in to takes its place.

5.To use a twisting motion which in turn has a wheel used as a simple machine in order to achieve some task which prepares the object containing the object to be twisted.

e.g I'm going to wind up the toy.

All in my definition.

by Alan February 3, 2004