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shifty willis

an urban poet; shifty willis represents the misunderstood. everyone has a shifty willis inside of them.

the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around
by shifty willis enthusiast 69 December 12, 2022
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Willis Tower

A made up building that does not exist.
Olivia: I just love the Willis Tower, how it's the tallest building in Chicago.
Denny: What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck is Willis Tower? The tallest building in Chicago is the Sears Tower!
by Jedi of the Sears Tower August 17, 2016
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wesley willis

My hero, he is the greatest song writer ever, using only a keyboard and a spectacular voice, he churned out hilarious songs. R.I.P.
"At the age of 46 Al Capone was a stupid jack ass."
by nick h June 10, 2004
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Willis Hatch

The hatch in the roof of an elevator through which an action hero can suddenly enter, wearing a slightly dirty white singlet, to attack bad guys or rescue trapped victims.

N.B. these portals only appear in bad Hollywood films, rather than actual, real-life multi-storey buildings.
"With a crash, the Willis Hatch burst open and John McClane dropped through, knocking the terrorist to the ground."
by dom Kaos October 2, 2009
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Zeus Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.
"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
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Fat Bruce Willis

Genre actor Nicholas Worth; has a very strong resemblance to Bruce Willis, but is of the fat persuasion, usually playing a villain, goon, or henchmen. Noted roles include Paulie in Darkman, Kirk Smith in Don't Answer the Phone, and Bull in Hell Comes to Frogtown.
Hey dude! That guy looks just like Fat Bruce Willis.
by Mrparka January 31, 2009
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willussy_sussy

willussy_sussy is someone usually known as willussy, they are a child of leankid/sun willussy always likes to say hi to people and is friends with escizo, if someone says "my friend willussy_sussy says hi" always say hi back, and willussy likes pie
person 1: hey, my friend willussy_sussy says hi!!
person 2: tell them i said hi!
by amb33rlynn March 23, 2022
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