Carol Willick

Carol is a fictional character on the tv show 'Friends.' She is the lesbian ex-wife of Ross, and the life-partner of Susan Bunch. Alternative names include Carol Willick-Geller and Carol Willick-Bunch.

In the pilot episode we find out that she and Ross split up because she is in fact a lesbian. Ross is truly heartbroken over this. Even more troubling, he finds out after the break up that Carol is pregnant with his child and she plans to raise the baby with her new partner Susan. Carol later gives birth to Ross's son, Ben.

Ross Geller: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liqueur?

Carol Willick: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said Yemen.

Ross Geller: Ooh, I, I'm so sick of missing stuff. Ya know, I want him for more than, than a day, I want him for a whole weekend. No listen , I mean, I feel like...

Carol Willick, Susan Bunch: Great. That would be fine. Ross Geller: Really? I had a whole speech prepared.

Susan Bunch: (sarcastically) Oh, shoot, that would've been fun.

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

Winlock

1. Former Egg Capital of the United States.
2. Home of the worlds largest egg on display.
3. AKA Egg Town
4. Population 1337 (leet)
5. Home of the longest running LAN

"Back in the day, Winlock was the biggest egg producers in the United States."

Geek 1 "W1n10ck'5 p0pu1@710n 15 1337 m@n!" (Winlock's population is leet man!)

Geek 2 "74@7'5 @w350m3, 1375 1@N." (That's awesome, lets LAN)

by Debjean July 1, 2008

Wallocks

Hitting the whoa with your balls out

I hit the wallocks last when I was in bed with my girlfriend

by Jizzleoveryourface November 23, 2019

Wollock

A stupid, moronic, idiotic and obnoxious person. usually, a male but it is a gender fluid term.

"Look at that guy, he's had nine beers and is about to kill that bottle of tequila. what a dumb Wollock."

by Zuccweld November 26, 2021

Willack/Ballson Effect

Balance that occurs when an act occurs or is executed (whether intentional or not) and then the same thing/person (living or dead) does the opposite of the original act/action. Which causes an average between the two acts - balance.

Guy: Last week I didn't exercise at all, this week I've exercised till I couldn't walk.
Girl: That's the Willack/Ballson Effect, nice.

by Willack July 23, 2023

wilcock

to constantly complain or to immediately drag down the mood of a conversation

"I feel so sad; I was having such a good conversation until she had to go and wilcock it."

by poosybaus June 2, 2017

Wallocks

When someone makes no sense just say they’re chatting wallocks

“Jim was chatting so much wallocks yesterday”

by Jizzleoveryourface November 23, 2019