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willis by willis the giant January 16, 2009
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V. To sleep with a girl without the act of sexual intercourse. To include but not limited to spooning, cuddling, soft touching, light whispers.
Key point: no sexual acts transpire.
Key point: no sexual acts transpire.
Example:
1. Yo Brad, you end up porking that slam pig you met last night at the jersey bar?
No dude. Her hatchet wound smelled like fish so we just willised.
2. Dude! My girlfriend is such a prude. I go over and spend the night all the time buy all she wants to do is Willis! Fuck my life!
3. This broad was all for slam dancing but I got whiskey dick so all we did was Willis. Not to self, bring emergency Viagra next time.
4. I really like and respect this girl so we just willised. (fag!)
1. Yo Brad, you end up porking that slam pig you met last night at the jersey bar?
No dude. Her hatchet wound smelled like fish so we just willised.
2. Dude! My girlfriend is such a prude. I go over and spend the night all the time buy all she wants to do is Willis! Fuck my life!
3. This broad was all for slam dancing but I got whiskey dick so all we did was Willis. Not to self, bring emergency Viagra next time.
4. I really like and respect this girl so we just willised. (fag!)
Willis by B-Rad Willis January 30, 2010
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verb: To dryhump a female, fully clothed, to the point of penetration. This maneuvre is best done drunk, and is most commonly seen on the dancefloor.
Willis by Antwaaaaaaaaaaaaaan October 14, 2006
Willis
Willis is that weird ass kid that is just kinda there. He is simp who somehow pulls girls way out of his league and no one knows how, not even the girl. He’s probably the kid that gets bullied on the daily. If your name is Willis, your parents probably hate you (unless you last name is Willis then your a badass mf)
Kyle “How the hell did Willis pull your ex?”
Me “I don’t even think HE knows how he pulled any girl, bet his dad wishes he pulled out though. I would if I was his dad”
Me “I don’t even think HE knows how he pulled any girl, bet his dad wishes he pulled out though. I would if I was his dad”
Willis by CowboyCasanova March 10, 2020
Willis
When you put poop on your boot prior to going into your bosses office so you can smear it all over his floor without him knowing you're doing it. This derives from the anonymous pooping of cornwallis (one of Mr. Hankey's children)
Supervisor: Damnit, there is shit all over my office floor. Did you fuckers Willis me?!?!
Workers: Wasn't us, must've been Cornwallis
Workers: Wasn't us, must've been Cornwallis
Willis by The Downside Slope June 1, 2018