Williamsburg, Virginia. An extremely boring town populated by tourists year-round. Popular teenage hot-spots are Busch Gardens Williamsburg, Water Country USA, and the newly-opened New Town Cinemas. Apart from being overrun by tourists, Williamsburg is a beautiful place. The few times of the year that tourists don't take over, is a blessing for local teens.
by Erica! December 23, 2005
There are 5 groups of people in Williamsburg, VA:
1. The townies. This group comprises mostly of old retirees who keep to themselves, or the deli workers who enjoy drinking with young college freshman.
2. The tourists. Quite possibly the most annoying group of people ever in the history of the world. But necessary for keeping the town up and running.
3. The nerds. These college students of William & Mary strive to make straight A's, even though everyone knows it is physically impossible to do so. They sacrifice Friday and Saturday nights often to catch up on work. Their main meeting place would be the Swem Libary, but since the Greek kids often use that as an event location for their Clue Weeks and such, they are forced to retreat back to their own dorms to continue studying there.
4. The "alternative" students. These kids are normally very smart, as are most WM students, and tend to congregrate around the lodges. They enjoy spray-painting, intense drugs like acid and crack, speak-easies with Psu U, and complaing about WM and anyone involved in a fraternity or sorority. They find their own ways of having fun, hopefully, but most are on some sort of anti-depressant.
5. The Greeks. Even those WM brochures will advertise only a 33% student population in the Greek system, everyone knows that these kids party the hardest. These kids are not binge-drinkers, like the adminastration labels them. No. They are full out alcoholics. They are fully aware that they are capable of having plenty of fun without alcohol, because they love hanging out with their sisters/brothers. They just choose not to, though. The weekends are not saved just for Thursday-Sunday. No no, everyday is the weekend for them. They may go to class so hungover they want to die, they may stay up all night finishing that paper they've had a month to do that they started an hour ago, they may not know the names of their professors, but it's all worth it because hell, that was on crazy night last night.
1. The townies. This group comprises mostly of old retirees who keep to themselves, or the deli workers who enjoy drinking with young college freshman.
2. The tourists. Quite possibly the most annoying group of people ever in the history of the world. But necessary for keeping the town up and running.
3. The nerds. These college students of William & Mary strive to make straight A's, even though everyone knows it is physically impossible to do so. They sacrifice Friday and Saturday nights often to catch up on work. Their main meeting place would be the Swem Libary, but since the Greek kids often use that as an event location for their Clue Weeks and such, they are forced to retreat back to their own dorms to continue studying there.
4. The "alternative" students. These kids are normally very smart, as are most WM students, and tend to congregrate around the lodges. They enjoy spray-painting, intense drugs like acid and crack, speak-easies with Psu U, and complaing about WM and anyone involved in a fraternity or sorority. They find their own ways of having fun, hopefully, but most are on some sort of anti-depressant.
5. The Greeks. Even those WM brochures will advertise only a 33% student population in the Greek system, everyone knows that these kids party the hardest. These kids are not binge-drinkers, like the adminastration labels them. No. They are full out alcoholics. They are fully aware that they are capable of having plenty of fun without alcohol, because they love hanging out with their sisters/brothers. They just choose not to, though. The weekends are not saved just for Thursday-Sunday. No no, everyday is the weekend for them. They may go to class so hungover they want to die, they may stay up all night finishing that paper they've had a month to do that they started an hour ago, they may not know the names of their professors, but it's all worth it because hell, that was on crazy night last night.
"Dude, you were a mess last night. When you chugged that bottle of vodka before going onstage for the SigmaChi lypsync and then ran off to hook up with John from PiKA, but then woke up on Caye's futon a few hours later...hahaha that was AWESOME!"
"OMG I did all that? I don't remember anything after the bottle of vodka."
"OMG I did all that? I don't remember anything after the bottle of vodka."
by WM student, duh May 2, 2005
Beautiful town minus all the rude yankee tourists! Get the fuck back to Jersey and pollute your own damn air
by Southern Girl November 9, 2004
2 up, 2 down. Va is for lovers, and Williamsburg, VA is for lovers with money. Quaint but busy town in Southern Virginia. known for Bush Gardens amusement park and the historic colonial section of the city. Not far from Virginia Beach and a must see if you are visiting the east coast.
by Da one and ONLY Danyel December 14, 2008
The 9th circle of Hell; also, a town in south-eastern Virginia. It is known for its lack of fun, surplus of townies, and irate college students. Should be avoided AT ALL COSTS.
Saddam was captured alive, given a summary trial, and sent to Williamsburg as punishment for his misdeeds.
by Last Surviving Dodo March 27, 2004
Town in southeastern Virginia. Full of tourists, mainly from NY, Jersey, and eastern PA. Very boring.
by Eric April 10, 2004
to find oneself dumbstruck after wandering into a conversation with an otherwise inferior individual about their niche interest
etymology: inflected form of "Williamsburg," an area in Brooklyn, NY, and the place where one is most likely to experience this type of misfortune
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etymology: inflected form of "Williamsburg," an area in Brooklyn, NY, and the place where one is most likely to experience this type of misfortune
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(12am, Friday: group arrives for a post-show get together at a loft where the host's roommate, a quiet, bespectacled loner, is watching TV)
Polite Guest: What are you watching?
Host's Roommate: Cartoons from the '40s.
Guest: (silence)
Roommate: (unwarranted feeling of superiority)
Guest (the next day among peers): Man, I got Williamsburged so hard last night...
Polite Guest: What are you watching?
Host's Roommate: Cartoons from the '40s.
Guest: (silence)
Roommate: (unwarranted feeling of superiority)
Guest (the next day among peers): Man, I got Williamsburged so hard last night...
by jchristian July 24, 2010