tim wills

Getting really drunk and shitten your pants at the friendly express.

Last night I pulled tim wills.

by jimmyjim85 April 6, 2015

wesley willis

A misunderstood genius. Who is truly missed.

Rock over london rock on chicago,budweiser it's the king of beers.

by wesleynaut 22 April 20, 2005

wilkes county, north carolinia

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County

Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

by burchs March 15, 2010

Willem Powerfish

Willem powerfish is a bloke that loves to chase 3 meter flattys on whole chooks, he spends most of his time at the brothel getting blokes. he has been cast netting sice he was three.

fuck did you see Willem Powerfish 3 meter flatty it was a dog of a cunt

by get the dogs August 27, 2019

Kevin Willis

a gargantuan snake for a cock

While drying off in the locker room, I didn't appreciate dude dragging his Kevin Willis across my feet ...

by Shzae March 13, 2008

Jan Willem

The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.

Also, he is probably your real father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?

by guacamollen May 16, 2018

shifty willis

an urban poet; shifty willis represents the misunderstood. everyone has a shifty willis inside of them.

the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around

holy shit is that shifty willis?!

by shifty willis enthusiast 69 December 12, 2022