wilkes county, north carolinia

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County

Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

by burchs March 15, 2010

willknot

When a piece of poop somehow escapes the toilet paper and sticks to an ass hair or two. i.e. dingleberry

Dude i looked in the mirror this morning and i had a willknot the size of a golf ball on my ass.

by ThE KnOb gObLiN June 25, 2003

wilkes-barre wind chime

The act of farting into an intercom at your place of employment.

Jack had Taco Bell for lunch so we are sure to hear the Wilkes-Barre wind chime this afternoon.

by tumbler86 November 15, 2014

wilin'

verb: acting in a foolish manner indicitive of one's disregard for acceptable public behaviour; appearing to behave as a "wild" person. In some circles,wilin' is admired as a sign of hipness, having a good time and a positive display of individuality.

1. "The suspect on "Cops" was wilin' once they found out that he was high on PCP."
2. "We were wilin' all up in the club with those hotties."

by Alert SWS February 21, 2009

Jaycee Wilkins

An influencer most known for her role as 1/5 of the AGT group Fresh Faces, and her appearances with Dylynn Jones on Shake It Up - as the winners of the first Make Your Mark contest - and DWTS with Brynn Rumfallo and Maddie Ziegler. She was once highly loved as a dancer both for her amazing skill and her fight with a diagnosis of Perthes disease, but has recently been exposed as being extremely racist and homophobic, and supporting her boyfriend in his hatred of minorities. It should also be noted that her VERY wealthy family used her disease as a way to gain money for extensive luxury vacations, range rovers, and even Jaycee’s recent nose job 💀

I used to love Jaycee Wilkins so much ugh...

by danceshit April 2, 2019

Witikko

Family of socially awkward homosapiens stemming from parts of North Dakota and Minnesota, most of whom are incredibly intellectual or talented in some way or another, who excel at pool, are musical by nature, and often become pharmacists.

Hey, look at that family of losers playing guitar.
They must be witikko's.

by funnyfunny May 3, 2009

Wiliched

The act of getting led on, and then shafted at the last minute

I met this girl at the bar last night, but she totally wiliched me.

by ta2d July 9, 2011