Wilbert

A cute name for a big cow

That's a cute big wilbert on the farm

by Omgwtfisthatthing May 29, 2017

pull a wilbert

Failing and disappointing everyone in last possible moment while trying to get a world record on D14-Endurance.

He is on wr pace, but he is going to pull a wilbert.

by hdfin3rq February 26, 2021

Wet Wilbert

Fingering a girl and then giving her a wet willy using the wetness from her own vagina.

my girlfriend and I were doing a little foreplay last night, but she was being a total bitch earlier that day, so I gave her a Wet Wilbert.

by EazyBreazy April 17, 2011

Barrett Wilbert weed

The most Beautiful and talented girl in the whole world

I love Barrett Wilbert weed more than anything in the world

by Person38283484 June 06, 2020

Dry Wilbert

It's basically a wet willy but with a dry finger!

Babe? Can I give you a Dry Wilbert?

What the f___ is that? Here I'll show you...(stick rough dry finger tip, deep into ear hole!) Like that... Hahaha!

by Ritequik 805 March 20, 2023

Wilbert

A BEAST IN THE SHEETS IF YOU EVER SLEEP WITH HIM YOU WILL NEVER GO TO ANOTHER MAN.HE IS THE DEFENITION OF ALPHA MALE.

Once you go Wilbert you never go back

by November 22, 2021

Joseph Wilbert

The boy who lived. The boy who is most definitely grey. Or is he? You decide. He could be, but does he want to be. Is he? Or is he wanting to be. Patrick Bateman once said, “did you know I’m utterly insane?”

The boy: “ I want Patrick”

Sigma male: “G Chapo”

The man: “Thank you”

Jj: Joseph Wilbert is me.”

by Themanwhomightbe May 06, 2022