Wikitelligence

Function: noun

1: the apparent ability to understand unlimited disparate subject matters, but only to the level explained on Wikipedia.

Function: adjective

1. Wikitelligent: having or indicating an apparently high degree of intelligence and/or mental capacity but, in reality, only having a Wikipedia page level command of the subject.

Function: noun

My boss seemingly displays a high level of intelligence with his command over almost any subject but, after fact-checking his positions on Google, I discovered he only has Wikitelligence.

Function: adjective

My boss expects to dominate people in any discussion, trying to demonstrate his command over any topic but, if you fact-check his statements on Google, you'll discover he's only Wikitelligent.

by TomWagner February 5, 2010

WiFitard

A disparaging term for a person who knows absolutely nothing about WiFi technology or how to access it.

As the WiFitard poster child, I am not fluent in the use of or the languages spoken by a router.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

wikithatshit

verb.(wEEkEE-that-SHit). this word is used when telling someone to go to wikipedia.com when someone needs to know anything about anything in the world. here one can find many intersting and useless facts.

Person A: I wonder how old Bob Barker is?
Person B: I don't know, WIKITHATSHIT!

by Kyla :) September 24, 2008

Wiitala

a Finnish surname; only the most extraordinary of people have it

how do you say that? its like 'wee-tall-a' only better because it's Wiitala

by thatgirl89 October 27, 2009

WikiTarded

The concept that reading a Wikipedia page makes you an expert on a given subject matter.

That smart mouth little puss-wagon thinks he sounds intelligent, but he's really WikiTarded.

by SoulBlades July 22, 2010

Wititness

It's the embodiment of eccentric, spontaneous,unthought of, mindless, actions, and behaviors that may seem ignorant but in reality is a form of comfort with ourselves with disregard for the society we live in, allowing us to mold it in.
2. The matter in which our mind has no restrcitions. Proving to the world that our relentless drive cannot be detained, that our minds are beyond belief. A force on our way. As one

1. ey yo gurl you know that juan, sebas, zoo,nimz,c-los, papadock,lauren, benton,and brian always bring their wititness with them.

2. The wititness monsters aka wit it crew are always pushing boundaries, and thas soooo real!

by SebasBaby, Mr wit iT January 26, 2009

winit

the winit, after having a shit. you may fail to wipe your ass, if this is left un wipped for any number of hours winits are formed. Winits are dry pieces of shit that cling to your ass hairs

He spent all day picking the winits out of his ass pubes after being sacked from the snake house in the zoo.

by Johnny the Horse July 16, 2004