Wii-tard
Malcolm: OMG, did you know you can get COD on Wii? I got to level 50 already and I only got it an hour ago!
Wendy: You're such a Wii-tard.
Wendy: You're such a Wii-tard.
Wii-tard by NaziCookieMonster February 19, 2011
Wii-tard
A Wii-tard is someone who is so incredibly stupid, insignificant, and idiotic, that they either like, own, or have ever played, touched, looked at, thought about, or conceived of that little white paperweight of a Japanese calculator they call a Nintendo Wii. Wii-tards are the kind of people who have malformed motor and cognitive reasoning centers in their brains, which is neither unfortunate nor an excuse for hurling their cute little Wii-motes and Wii-chucks through their TVs because they are too dumb to hold onto them, or their inherent stupidity in buying two Gamecubes duct-taped together in the first place. Wii-tards are against art, creativity, and any progressive thought because they continue to be mesmerized by the entire lack of third party creativity that the Wii is rife with, such as Nintendo’s inability to make a game that starts without “Mario” or “Samus” in the title, or whatever other stupid crap that has been repeated over and over again, even after getting old with the N64. Wii-tards enjoy quick, brainless, shallow, and poorly built activities like Wii games playable for 5 minutes or less if and only if they are at someone's house, and want to try out how "cute" and adorably stupid it is to sling their arms around a room while staring at a TV screen. The Wii-tards think they are cool, but the simple fact that they actually have the ability to believe that Wiis are cool is a “sign” that they should be exterminated immediately, as they are a threat to all of humanity.
Wii-tard by sparkles mcgee November 27, 2007
Related Words
Wii-tarded • wiitard • wii • wii-kend • Wii-arm • Wii-ing • Wii Sports • wii-lationship • Wii Wii • Wii Bowling
wii-tard
a dumb ass nintendo fan-boy nerd who likes the nintendo wii. Actually anybody who likes the nintendo wii is a Wii-tard. The only good game for it is the new zelda and you can get it for gamecube so why the fuck would anybody waste their mony because the rest of the games are dog-shit.
wii-tard by Colin Fields December 28, 2006
Wii-tard
the vapid creature one becomes after the lack of sleep from playing Nintendo Wii into the early morning hours.
wii-tard
1) Someone too retarded to play the Nintendo Wii.
2) Someone too retarded to say the word retarded without saying wii or wree instead of re.
2) Someone too retarded to say the word retarded without saying wii or wree instead of re.
1)
Wii-tard - Ugh! I just can't play Zelda... it's too freaking hard!
Dude - Shut up to wii-tard!
2)
Wii-tard - your such a wree-tard!
Dude - The word is RE-tard or WII-tard you numpty!
Wii-tard - Ugh! I just can't play Zelda... it's too freaking hard!
Dude - Shut up to wii-tard!
2)
Wii-tard - your such a wree-tard!
Dude - The word is RE-tard or WII-tard you numpty!
wii-tard by dying_wolf July 3, 2007
Wii-tard
Anyone that is still bidding around $600+shipping for the basic bundle from the same people who bought them up for the $250 retail price! Them people shivering in parking lots don't look so Wii-tarded now do they? They all think If they don't get one by Christmas their children will hate them forever! And don't forget that precious receipt-please give me a break already or better yet get a clue and leave these Wii-tailers stuck with about 20,000 consoles listed!
Example? Example!?! just click on Ebay right now and just look at the highest bidders-there's your example of a Wii-tard! Also could someone please right the definition for the tags I created, I think I've done my part:>