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Wii sports 

The only way to get fit before the summer time; a classic workout.
"Wii sports my fking liiiiiifeeee"
Wii sports by snek. May 14, 2019

MATT FROM WII SPORTS

a god next to shaggy 2nd best best at everything can and will kill you
MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS COMMING TO KILL ME TODAY
MATT FROM WII SPORTS by Alan??????? November 21, 2019

wii deleted you 

a creepypasta or something about the wii console
Person1: ayo you ever wathed the wii deleted you animatic series?
Person2: what tf is that

Mario Kart Wii 

Me: Hey dude, you wanna play Mario Kart Wii?
Friend: you mean funky biike wii? everyone sweats so hard with funky kong flame runner, its absurd
Me: But do you?
Friend: hell yeah
Mario Kart Wii by CoolStarDood January 26, 2020
A mythical video game console where if you can buy it for $250, you can sell it for $400.
The Walmart was only 5 minutes away. When I called, they told me they had one Wii in stock, but couldn't hold it for me. I rushed over, but by the time I got there they had already sold it.
wii by Alfie the Horndog February 8, 2008

Wii sports 

A game on the Nintendo wii where you will always get beaten by a black guy named Matt he is undefeated and in some cases praised as lord
“I was playing wii sports earlier and I ran into Matt the messiah”.
Wii sports by Gayguymans72 January 31, 2019