widen my shoes

To go on the prowl and seek the attention of another woman behind the back of your current relationship.

Vic said he was going to” widen my shoes” while Mary was at work on Friday.

by JACK CHAIN August 29, 2018

wide bathroom stance

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters

What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008

Throwing a Widdes

A fit of bad temper when something is said that is completely nonsensical to the Widdes. This includes becoming completely red in the face and responding in a loud stern tone

Comment: I believe Business Cards are the highest priority for the new business unit.

Response - Throwing a Widdes: "WHAT that is the highest priority for you, that not a priority for us at all and we will not be doing that now or for a long while."

by Widdes September 13, 2012

Hold ‘er wide

Doing something with maximum speed and effort.

An alternative to “pedal to the metal”. Jake would always say “Hold ‘er wide” when he was flooring it off-roading.

by DustyH November 17, 2018

Wide Putin

Wide Putin is a meme that originated in June 2020. It is exactly what it sounds like. A video of Vladimir Putin walking with Song For Denise playing in the background, but he has been stretched out to look "wider". People have somehow managed to make jokes about this truly bizarre meme, such as these examples below:

Jokes in Wide Putin video comments:

"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"

by BrickSpace August 3, 2020

ripped wide open

The state of being absolutely intoxicated from consuming many more alcoholic beverages than one's body can physically handle.

Dave: These past five days I've been completely sober, but tonight I'm getting ripped wide open.

by bouncedeezy August 24, 2010

widdle wabbit

Is a hot goth type girl that has a appetite for ball banging sex all of the time

That girl that works in the hardware store is such a widdle wabbit I just want to eat her out

by Bobby boo_shea August 25, 2021