Wi-Fi

What You Use To Get Hooked Up To The Internet. Pom Is A Girl Who's Into Internet & Needs It So She Can Check Her Social Media, Like Facewoof, Gtail, Reddig, & Tumfur. She Complains That There Isn't Any Wi-Fi On Her Computer.

Pom: If This Is Bikini Bottom, Then Where Da Wi-Fi? In Bikini Bottom, Shouldn't There Be Ultra High Speed Wi-Fi Everywhere?
Spongebob Squarepants: Wi-Fi? What's That?
It's What You Use To Get Hooked Up To The Internet & I Need Da Wi-Fi!
Spongebob Squarepants: Well, I Don't Know Where Wi-Fi Is.

by Handle Here April 13, 2018

drive-by wi-fi

Attempting to access unsecured wireless networks whilst driving slowly through residential neighbourhoods

1. Peter gets very annoyed when he spends time at his parent's home where there is no internet access. He has to check email by drive-by wi-fi.

2. "Honey, I've been monitoring usage of our wireless broadband and it seems... WE'VE HAD A BL**DY DRIVE-BY WI-FI!!!"

by germie February 22, 2007

wi-fi rage

similar to road rage but the rage ensues when your wi-fi connection keeps dropping out.

her Wi-Fi connection dropped out for the tenth time in a row and she screamed with wi-fi rage.

by kiwikbh February 04, 2011

Strong Wi-fi

When two people are thinking similar thoughts, they are said to have "strong wi-fi". They are on the same wavelength and have a good connection with eachother.

Homie 1: Bro let's go for food.
Homie 2: I was thinking the same! Strong Wi-fi bro.

by sh-mtv-as June 09, 2019

wi-fi dump

To take your laptop computer with you into the bathroom and surf the internet while taking a dump.

I took the biggest wi-fi dump today while bidding on e-bay.

by sir w June 20, 2006

wi-fi leech

A person who, lacking their own wireless internet, connects to a neighbor's wi-fi connection to access the internet.

Rob was known throughout the neighborhood as a wi-fi leech. His neighbors always used cable modems when he was home.

by fishsicles January 03, 2008

drive by wi fi

When your cheap neighbors try to get on your wireless internet connection thus slowing said connection for those who own the line. Also, the act of pulling into the parking lot of a Panera or other wifi hot spot and jumping on to check your email or tend to surfing needs

Man my internet is slow today....Could be another drive by wi fi. I am going to have to put a password on my connection so these cheap bastards don't keep stealing my cyberspace

by cdolby June 12, 2007