Whoremonkey

Mainly used to put someone down, but can be rather funny if used in the correct context.

1)Random person: Ah, dude, that bitch is hott!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...

2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!

by Gothic redneck April 27, 2007

Whoremon

Mormon's from Utah, who in rebellion of their staunch religion, have begun sleeping around. Frequently these Whoremons' have no respect for other people's relationships and will use dirty language to attract their prey.

"She is such a Whoremon!"

by Jean Chandler April 7, 2008

whoremonger

One who habitually patronizes prostitutes.

Joe is such a whoremonger.

by Rony February 6, 2003

Whoremones

The kind of level of hormones that makes one seem like a thirsty slut for extended periods of time.

That dude can't stop talking about sex and shit; the whoremones must be raging.

by Aerial Asshole September 27, 2017

Whoregon Trail

A lifestyle leading towards becoming a whore.

"Why does that 13-year-old girl have tats and fishnet stockings?!"
"She must be taking a ride on the Whoregon Trail."

by TheDarkLord11 February 4, 2010

whoretend

v. The act of keeping the money hungry, gold-digging whores away from a figure of high financial status.

When I went to Vegas with my millionaire boss, I had to act as his whoretender to keep the sheisty bitches at an arm's length.

by shthap3ns May 25, 2007

whoremone

A whoremone is an endocrine signaling molecule released when a Chad's pheromones are detected by the olfactory sensory organs by men, women or others alike. This molecule signals the body that intercourse is about to go down.

Oh my god did you see Brett today? He's got my whoremones all outta whack.

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021