whorecast

a male's forecast of who he will be sleeping with soon.

"hey james, who you goin out with tomorrow?"
"i donno, i gotta check the whorecast"

by rachel nicole September 22, 2005

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a prediction of the prevalence and quality of women expected somewhere.

"I'm at the bar, come over."
"But, I'm in bed. What's the whorecast?"
"Hurricane Vagina just made land fall."

by Mike Damus September 23, 2009

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The probability of finding many attractive females at an event ; the expected hot girl to guy ratio at a social gathering...usually checked before deciding if one should actually attend or not.

John: "are you guy's interested in going to Justin's party tonight?"

Chris: "I don't know, what's the expected whorecast look like?"

by Brentonius May 12, 2009

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Whoreceratops

Dino-whore, aka a huge whore. Someone who is a bigger whore than the really whoreish girl that every guy in the school knows. Like the cliche bad girl in a Lifetime movie.

Suzy: Hey, I'm going to do like ten guys at this party!
Sally: You whoreceratops! Haven't you got around enough?

by Rossilini J. Jahaha May 21, 2009

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Whorecast

The usually pre-recorded message that you hear when calling a go-go bar. A list of the day's/night's line up of dancers.

"I don't know if it'll be any good tonight at Roxy's, why don't you call 'em and get the whorecast?

A typical whorecast: "Tonight at Roxy's Non-Stop Go-Go: Nikki, Amber, Porsche, Destiny, Mercedes, Tatiana..."etc.

by J Sperm October 12, 2009

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Whorecatcher

A floating bar offering music, blended drinks, liquor, and coke to women (and men) of questionable character -- typically located on a remote island with a white sand beach.

Lets head down to the beach and see what the Whorecatcher has landed today. Remember, 'just the tip' is encouraged.

by Razoom November 28, 2018

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