As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”
by Captain Neckbeard Esq III June 27, 2019
Get the Spokane Whoopee Cushionmug. by Strikegold August 24, 2021
Get the Brown whoopee cushionmug. I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.
by The2InchPunisher May 14, 2018
Get the Colombian Whoopee Cushionmug. When you hook up with a Burmese woman (because who doesn't) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all Burmese women do). It kinda sucks.
Hey, Joe, you see I traveled to Myanmar a few months ago and I hooked up with a young Burmese hooker but she gave me a Burmese Whoopee Cushion and I left immediately.
by East Timor July 25, 2016
Get the Burmese Whoopee Cushionmug. When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.
Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
by Recycle champ July 18, 2024
Get the California whoopee cushionmug. by Giggitygiggitygiggitygiggity January 22, 2017
Get the Whoopee cushionmug. PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.
by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021
Get the Broken Whoopee Cushionmug.