Whoopass

something you give someone if they are being an asshole

ill give you a side of whoopass!

by cosmic fool September 7, 2003

Whoopass

One of the only things better than Red Bull when it comes to drinks...it makes you DIE from the greatness it is...

After drinking Whoopass i was so hyper i couldnt sleep for 2 years

by TOC TM OS June 28, 2004

Whoopass

Bi-atch!

See also diet whoopass.

by BleezeMonkey September 18, 2003

Whoopass

1) A flamboyant homosexual that lures young men in for sexual pleasure.

2) A forum troll, wastes time spamming message boards, usually in invisible mode.

3) To recieve; to be ass-ram'd.

also see: Gay; Faggot; Fag; Homo; Homosexual; BandAID.

1) 9xdsl is Whoopass.

2) Whoopass at forums.entensity.net.

3) Man that 14 year old whoopass'd me so hard last mine I could barely walk.

by ÆnimaV March 23, 2003

Whoopass Stick

A stick with a pillow case on the end

Dont forget your whoopass stick!

by wHuPaSsNesS March 1, 2005

whoopass stew

what the power puff girls were almost named

sugar,spice and everything nice these were the ingredients to make the perfect little girls but then professor eutonium accidental added a can of whoopass and thus the whoopass girls were born
they came from whoopass stew ig

by raybeez February 11, 2022

a can of whoopass

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.

1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"

by Ben Graham October 12, 2005