whoof

An interjection, a portmanteau of "whoa" and "oof" (or a vocalized exhalation), in response to something that's both surprising and awkward/embarrassing.

"I walked in on my boss jerking off in his office."
"Whoof..."

by Swatcher May 10, 2018

whoof

an expression used when something is not optimal; a mishap that could have been avoided; a complete miss or fail regarding to ones personal life events

"Man I just lost my phone" "That's a big 'Whoof'"

by canuhandlethis April 19, 2018

whoofers

Whoofers refer to the trails of hair that grow from the base of the head along the back sides of the neck.

Heath K. attracted many a wench with his long lustrous whoofers

by madyson rizzle April 14, 2008

whoofing

To Throw Up Whilst Recieving Big Hairy Man Cock!

Man: 'I Hope You Don't Whoof On Me'
Woman: 'Too Late, Im Whoofing Away'

by Mashy And Techy April 7, 2008

whooha

When you are you much of a little bitch to say.....VAGINA !!!!!!!!!!

You I was all up in her whooha

by Mr.whooha March 3, 2018

Whoofter.

An insult. Used against a male, makin out that he's a bit of a retard. Best effective in a group

Me: shut it you f****n* retard.
gayboy: I'll get my mum to you
Me: And we all know why, its because you are nothin but a pathetic WHOOFTER!!

by nomsie April 21, 2003

whoohair

Women's pubic hair.

There's a video on the internet that describes how to groom your whoohair.

by ziggeerose June 9, 2009