Whitlowed

The act of being knocked the fuck out by your buddy during a good ol' fashion brawl.

Dude! Jonas was backing up Jett in that brawl the other night and Jett turned around and Whitlowed his ass!

by chipdoughboy November 2, 2009

wholocked

Someone, preferably a fangirl on fanboy, who is both a fan of the popular British TV shows "Doctor Who" and "Sherlock". You never mention anything about "Bad Wolf", falling, "the Ponds", or jumping off a building for they will start crying uncontrollably. It is combined with the two words "Whovian" and "Sherlocked". It is also used in the word "SuperWhoLocked".

"That person is Wholocked."

by KatGames January 3, 2014

Shitlocked

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

Izzy whitlock

something said the moment before ejaculation

girl sucks dick

“ oh baby I’m gonna cum”

*guy cums
“IZZY WHITLOCK!!!”

by Handy man peter parker August 11, 2018

shitlocked

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018

whitlock

A bet that is a lock to win thanks to a bad gambler betting the opposite.

When you know you’re going to win by fading a bad gambler.

Clay picked UCF to win by double digits, fade UCF because that’s a whitlock.

by joesize October 13, 2018

Arkee Whitlock

Former SIU running back, now on the Minnesota Vikings practice Squad.

Arkee Whitlock scores.

by Nolan Lanis February 23, 2008