Caleb Whitehead

always Super super high, great music taste
a real one

everyone wanna be Caleb friend
Rich rich rich 💰💰

Woah look there’s Caleb Whitehead!

Yeah man he’s tremendously cool.

by adrqiz January 14, 2022

Whiteheadist

A guy who has done everything sexually and enjoys big boobs and a trailer park ass. This person doesn't care how expensive things are when he goes on rampages breaking things. He likes a purple football team because he is gay like Barney. Enjoys throwing up on others peoples "carpets", being tucked into bed by a guy and then waking up naked the next day. Being good at basketball and ping pong he is good with balls of all sizes. Also enjoys sitting in his car that gets shitty gas mileage when his friend is in the "clinic" for an hour and a half.

You know your a Whiteheadist when you have videos of you being high on itunes right above your own homemade porn.

You also know your a Whiteheadist when you can only grow a goatee.

by Good Driver Discount December 15, 2010

the Whitehead

The act of releasing semen into a rubber, then squeezing the aforementioned cum towards the closed end of the condom. Aim the little tip at your woman's face while squeezing until the condom breaks and the cum bursts onto her face like a zit onto a mirror. Also known as delayed bukaki.

I love giving Steph the Whitehead.

by modernman March 29, 2007

Thomas Whitehead

An extremely small and privileged kid who does a very nice moan sound.

*Moan* *Moan* Im a Thomas Whitehead and I'm SMALL!

by SSovietPingu March 7, 2019

whitehead

An old person. Characterized by their white hair and lack of driving skills.

Driver: It sure is a beutiful day.

Passenger: Holy shit, watch out for that whitehead!!

Driver: -swerves to avoid head-on collision- Thanks man. That old fucker almost killed us.

by RacialSupremecy March 31, 2006

Joshua Whitehead

Lightskin who is packing a huge amount

even though he is short. Very funny

Have you seen Joshua Whitehead he is the funniest guy I know.

by We love u josh June 2, 2023

Jackie Whitehead

gullible beyond all belief, one who believes that there is a "weedman", someone who will be pranked for an hour about a guy who has no thumb and a smiley face, and then be pissed when she finds out that it was a prank call.

That girl pulled a Jackie Whitehead. That's really horrible.

by weedman9465 August 27, 2008