White Claw

A drink commonly consumed by blonde teenage white girls, most of which are single. It's just alcoholic seltzer.

That girl drinking white claw last week is hot af and luckily she's not taken.

by Necrozma Beam October 4, 2020

White Claw

A legendary set of three waves that travel across oceans, with gnarly crests that combine to create a mondo wave to end all waves. It’s a thing of radical beauty, but don’t try surfing it unless you want crisp sea spray to the face.

Dude: Bro! Did you see J Last week?
Bro: Naw, what up doh?
Dude: Bro, he ate it trying to ride that white claw!

by beastbrohank June 3, 2016

White Claw

n. Your cum-covered right hand as you left-hand navigate the internet after you climax and close your porn browser, but are too lazy to move.

Sweating slightly, Scinju shamefully hunched over his faptop with a sticky white claw. He was caught between the desire to continue surfing social media and the knowledge that he needed to move before his legs fell asleep. He wouldn't want his roommate to walk in on him in this truly compromised position, unable to escape due to the pins and needles.

by heaintright October 10, 2019

White claw

White claw is a carbonated low calorie alcohol beverage for underage basic bitch white girls who can’t handle there liquor, therefor drink white claw so they can get #whitegirlwasted while still watching there figure

Hey josh look there’s some basic bitches drinking white claw

by Skylarch99 December 15, 2019

White claw

A slang term Commonly used in reference to the penis or the taking of a penis. Often used as code in bars by men actively looking to pleasure or be pleased by other men

In last nights Xbox party Dustin proclaimed he was 6 white claws deep to which will replied no wonder you’re walking funny

by CrashLenox March 1, 2021

White Claw

Low carb malt beverage specifically formulated for basic white sorority girls and also seemingly masculine bro friends you have who are excessively concerned with maintaining their -3% body fat and abs. Note, these beverages do have approximately 100 calories but offer a competitive carb count.

Look at that guy slamming white claws all night! Does he know he looks like a sorority girl?

by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020

White claw lesbian

The type of girl (typically in a sorority) to drink half a white claw and have sex with a sorority sister and wake up in the morning and never speak of the night again in fear of rejection.

Dude I think amber fucked tammylin last night at that party. Tammylin told me amber ghosted her after they woke up in bed together. I think they’re white claw lesbians

by Kindergore April 14, 2021