Whitaker 

Kate Dickens

Kate Dickens is a Whitaker

Whitaker by John C Riley April 17, 2023

Whitaker Eye 

An involuntary facial expression of stress, anger, exhaustion or frustration that is being suppressed which causes one eyelid to spasm or blink. Reminiscent of actor Forest Whitaker.

When my boss gave me an added assignment on top of my exhausting workload and wound't take 'no' for an answer, it gave me Whitaker Eye.

Whitaker Eye by Flhu December 1, 2016

Whitaker's Bowl 

A group of men cum into seperate beakers, a taste-tester tries each. THe one with the worst tasting jizz must consume the rest.

Wow, Richard had really bad tasting jizz, I had to try to swallow it without gagging

Whitaker's Bowl by Gypsy McBummer September 8, 2005

The Forrest Whitaker 

A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"

Frank: How did everything go with Angela last night?

Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.

Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?

Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.

Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.

The Forrest Whitaker by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008

Whip Whitaker 

(verb) Succeeding at any given task while under the heavy influence of narcotics.

Derived from the actions of Whip Whitaker, the character from the movie Flight, who was able to do a barrel roll in a commercial airplane that had mechanical failures and save the lives of almost every passenger on board, while drunk and high off coke.

Aidan: How did you manage to bag all those super fly girls after downing a fifth of whiskey, do 4 lines, and hitting a blunt?

Eric: I whip whitakered that shit.

Whip Whitaker by aoc93 March 12, 2013

Roger Whitaker 

A person who spends his life on his knees under his bosses desk waiting for his next wholesale deal. Also see definition for poop stewart.

That damn roger whitaker getting all the wholesale deals again.

Roger Whitaker by poop stewart May 1, 2014

Forced Whitaker 

When you ejack into a chick's eye, causing it to go lazy.

"I gave that chick a Forced Whitaker, and now her eye points in a weird direction."

Forced Whitaker by Mitchell Hutch February 4, 2013