Whinemail

When a friend or loved one sends you an e-mail, but instead of actually communicating information it's really just just a gigantic "Woe is me, or poor me, don't you feel sorry for me?" message.

Joe is such a nice and wonderful guy. Just about the time I think everything is okay, he'll be all about himself, and send me another long winded whinemail about how is needs aren't being met.

by twisto September 10, 2010

Winamp Pro

The definition of the "Winamp Pro" is one who masturbates to the free porn that can be viewed on winamp's internet tv.

Last night I opened Winamp and was a Winamp Pro!

by Nate The Great March 31, 2005

Whinarchy

Noun. 1. To whine incessantly about the state of the state, complete with empty threats of changing things. Armchair anarchist.
2. Flamer or Troll that targets political sites to hate on.

Dude, you're always spouting off about government or corporate hypocrisy. Maybe forego that case of beer tonight and get off your ass and do something about it. Anything else is just whinarchy.

by intelligrrl January 7, 2012

weinamortis

The stiffening symptoms of rigamortis localized entirely in the genitalia of a living male.

Yo babe, I got me some Weinamortis, and the only prescription is more wein time!

by VaginaLupus November 30, 2014

winamp

When used as a verb, it means to play a song in winamp.

You got the latest Allister cd? Winamp it!

by MoonKnight November 25, 2002

WinAmp

A good and flexible program for playing sound files and videos. However, it has been known to cause the computer to freeze, or have a greater chance of freezing, which is why I don't use it anymore.

"Aww shit, my computer froze again while I was listening to this song in WinAmp!"

by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007

winamp

A half-decent media-player. Doesn't play module files very well.

by AYB March 6, 2003