No Whiffle

A somewhat puerile rallying-call, usually exclaimed just moments before actually whiffing.

Bro! No whiffle, bro!

by Bro Bro Bro Bro August 17, 2010

whiffles

Short haircut (found in a translation of a deleted scene of John Waters'Cry-Baby)

The Squares (opposed to the Drapes) try to humiliate the Drapes by writting WHIFFLES on their rear.

by alexe0301 July 21, 2005

whiffle

The act of placing your nose in your romantic partner's ear and sniffing short quick sniffs. Like a whippet would.

The new Olympic sport in the marital arts section - the spank, hug and whiffle.

by More McLovin In The World October 2, 2012

whiffle dick

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick May 4, 2018

whiffle dick

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball

Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick March 2, 2018

whiffle bat

Not the most effective murder weapon...

*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*

by ~DK~ May 17, 2006

Palming Whiffle

The act of placing your hand on a man’a whiffle as he gags on your flesh dart.

Bruh, I palming whiffle so hard last night I got a hair splinter from Dale’s head!

by Hairy Callahand September 16, 2021