Mrs. Wheaton

A bitch ass cracker who can't teach ICS and sucks Mr. Millard's dick

What a Mrs. Wheaton

by Tr0ll God October 8, 2018

Sweetie Wheatie

An adorable lovable wheaten terrier dog

There's nothing like the unconditional love and kisses from my sweetie wheatie.

by editorjeff July 8, 2010

wewt

alternative spelling of the original word 'woot' or 'w00t',etc. it is an expression/exclamation of joy/happiness, usually in response to something someone else has said, or something recently discovered. contrary to all the crappy definitions listed here, the REAL origin of the 'woot' comes from the pre-WWW days of MUD games - in many of these games, when you killed monsters, it would be a rare treat if they dropped equipment (aka loot) - which lead to the usage of the phrase 'wow loot' which quickly became 'woot' for short. now vote thumbs up for this - anybody who's everybody knows this is the true origin.

User A: I just got a new laptop!
User B: WEWT!
User B: also woot!

by Smellican October 12, 2005

whwta

The most ghetto way possible to spell "water" using the same amount of letters and keeping a manageable pronunciation is whwta.

I don't know if it's because I have a McThunderstick, or because of high water levels... but when I shit, my dick touch da whwta (splash).

by Mydiqtuchdawhwta October 21, 2013

Let’s Yeet this wheat

A notch up from the popular term let’s get this bread but used only if you are a divine being

Good morning gamers let’s Yeet this wheat!
Enlightened 100

by Biggie dick November 29, 2018

eat your wheaties

A figure of speech which implies that you must be thoroughly prepared before engaging in a certain event. Usually, factors such as health physical stamina and mental state fall into what could be considered a "normal" state. however when the term eat your wheaties is directed at you this is done to inform you that to compete you must supercede normal levels of functioning.

The other day some guy at the bar told me that he could beat me in darts and i told him child please u better eat your wheaties.

While on descent from a vicious posterizing dunk, blake griffin muttered eat your wheaties to the unfortunate fool below him.

by arturo f. hernandez January 21, 2011

Wheatgrass wendy

Hot chick deadset on turning the world vegan and talking smack about whooping up on the WORS Clydesdale class, even though there is no scientific evidence to support there is a snowballs chance in hell that would ever happen.

There's Wheatgrass Wendy choking down her shake and talking smack before the ride.

by HLNDRGBY November 24, 2013