chandy paul whitten

(1) When you fuck up beyond belief, you get handed a major L, or do something super fiend-like.

(2) When someone's life is one big L

"You spilled my drink you Chandy Paul Whitten"

"I feel bad for that guy. Hes a Chandy Paul Whitten"

by Nameyoullneverknow May 29, 2017

Whitteny

Whitteny is basically a girl, without any of the annoying girl traits. Her name describes her personality, seeming at first generic, but then you realize she's a little off. Likes being spontaneous, and has problems with procrastination.

"Hey who's that weird chick that I always see you with that lurks in corners a lot?"
"Oh, that's Whitteny, she doesn't like new people."

by kelseylondon47 February 12, 2010

cream of wheaten

Diarrhea......

Hunny, the baby is cream of wheaten again !

by Ashley & J.R March 18, 2015

wettening

Something or someone that is so sexually appealing that your sexual organ(s) get wet

his firm looking ass cheeks are wettening

by shafayat March 8, 2017

Grandma Whitten

The act of baking a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting with your grandmother, then shoving it in her vagina, make her lay on her back, spread her legs, and sit there with your mouth open as she queefs it into your mouth.

Ryan: Hey guys, guess what me and my grandmother just performed?!

Friends: What?!

Ryan: A Grandma Whitten!!

Friends: EWWWWWWW

by Bthibs October 19, 2011

wheaten

A fluffy ass terrier breed that shits on your couch.

That damn Wheaten Terrier shit on my couch again!!!

by Anonymousasseater June 2, 2017

Wheaten Terrier

A wheat coloured dog who comes from the Terrier family. Medium sized. Usually have lots of energy and a fun and playful. Don’t shed. Can be a bit hyper sometimes. Great addition to most family’s.

Person 1: ‘What breed is your dog?’
Person 2: ‘It’s a wheaten terrier’
Person 1: ‘Oh it’s so cute’

by Coco00000 July 15, 2021