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Wheaties

When you wake up in the morning with a girl next to you that you hardly know and then have great butt sex with her. It is the new breakfast of champions.
8:30 am....
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."
by Steve SSSSS January 10, 2008
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Wheatist

Describes someone who appreciates and participates in the practice of admiring attractive females, i.e. recognising that they are Wheaty.

Said Wheatists are usually skilled in both detecting and commenting on the Wheatiness of said Wheaties, especially in situations where the attractive female is not to know of their attraction to her.
I was walking through the supermarket the other day when I, along with other guys in the vicinity, noticed an attractive female at the end of the aisle. These other guys proceeded to comment on how "Wheaty" she was... they were true Wheatists.
by wheatmaster9000 July 27, 2018
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cocoa wheaties

When you nut in their ass, and they poop and your cum is on the poop and they float around the bowl like cocoa wheaties.
Guy: I gave you coca wheaties this morning.

Guy2: what?
Guy1: I came in your ass, and there was my cum on your poops, cocoa wheaties.
by Walter F. October 25, 2020
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Didn't you have your Wheaties?

Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.
"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"
by JMC70 August 25, 2017
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wheatish

The colour a "black person" describes themselves as after a few pegs of liquor
I am a wheatish man
by Bulkamania January 11, 2017
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wheaties man

A guy who has sex with one girl while shes spread on the bed while another woman sits atop your shoulders spread as you eat her out
I walked into a room last night at the party and my bro has my girlfriend on his shoulders eating her out while he was banging my sister on the bed, hes a real wheaties man. Im not even mad, im impressed.
by Native Warrior March 1, 2009
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Wheaties

Man, let's go get some wheaties!
by FiberOneMasteRRR March 15, 2009
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