Wheathead

Someone who thinks their arguments are a pinnacle of human wit and intelligence but are, in fact, just mindless dribble containing nothing more than a few insults with the phrase "Fuck You" and about banging ones mother/sister/father.

Derived from a Youtube video in which someone (with the name Wheathead) made a video with the intentions of showing his supreme brilliance in the field of 'Disputing' but, like the title shows, utterly failed to show his genius.

Oh Man. I spent half of last night arguing with a total Wheathead!

by Peepo August 2, 2009

Crotch Wheaties

A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'

Look at that guy's crotch Wheaties. They're family size.

by Doujinshi March 2, 2009

Wheaties

When you wake up in the morning with a girl next to you that you hardly know and then have great butt sex with her. It is the new breakfast of champions.

8:30 am....
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."

by Steve SSSSS January 10, 2008

cocoa wheaties

When you nut in their ass, and they poop and your cum is on the poop and they float around the bowl like cocoa wheaties.

Guy: I gave you coca wheaties this morning.

Guy2: what?
Guy1: I came in your ass, and there was my cum on your poops, cocoa wheaties.

by Walter F. October 25, 2020

Didn't you have your Wheaties?

Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.

"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"

by JMC70 August 25, 2017

wheatbean

a silly name given to a silly person.
funny when it ryhmes

"your such a wheatbean"
"dean the wheatbean"

by mosherrmayte November 9, 2008

wheaties man

A guy who has sex with one girl while shes spread on the bed while another woman sits atop your shoulders spread as you eat her out

I walked into a room last night at the party and my bro has my girlfriend on his shoulders eating her out while he was banging my sister on the bed, hes a real wheaties man. Im not even mad, im impressed.

by Native Warrior March 1, 2009