Wheaton's Law

Don't be a dick.

Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?

by mediamonkey June 9, 2010

Joss Whedon

The one true b!x. The man. The myth. The curiously strong swimmer. Created Buffy, Angel, and Firefly, plus a ton of comics. The lord and master of all true TV geeks.

"I saw Joss Whedon at ComicCon yesterday, and spontaneously orgasmed."

by Felane November 27, 2007

wheaton high school

Wanna see a real life example of gentrification? Just visit good ‘ole Wheaton High. Back then, it was home to hoodrats and ‘upcoming’ sound cloud rappers and sold pupusas to fund our senior class. After the renovation, you saw an influx of lighter folks wanting to take advantage of the aesthetically pleasing magnet school.

Did you go to Weedton? Oh I mean Wheaton High School!

by Weedton October 23, 2017

wil wheaton

That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.

Omg, that guy lost again. He's such a wil wheaton.

by knivestheshadowentity July 12, 2015

Wheaton's Rule

Don't be a dick.

You just broke Wheaton's rule. You're such a dick.

by lucius153 December 31, 2009

Whedonite

An enthusiastic follower of the works of Joss Whedon; a fanatical supporter of the 'Whedonverse' - stories and characters created by Whedon.

Equivalent to 'trekkies' (or 'trekkers') whom are fanatical about the Star Trek franchise/fictional universe.

a) "Whedonites are worse than trekkies!"

b) "I'll watch anything with Sarah Michelle Gellar in, I'm such a Whedonite!"

c) "We can't let the networks cancel Joss's latest show, come on Whedonites let's start a letter writing campaign!"

by twentyfourcharacters_max May 9, 2009

Whedonverse

A word describing anything Joss Whedon has ever created, Namely Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel the Series, the short-lived TV shoe Firefly, and the movie Serenity.

Dude, anything in the Whedonverse is practically my religion.

by allysonowns November 1, 2007