whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.
The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.
by Jack August 05, 2006
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whale watching

The act of watching or observing fat people
guy 1: "should we go to McDonald's?"

guy 2:"no, I don't like whale watching"
by Rad70000001 October 17, 2011
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whale watching

The act of putting both your hands over your eyes in a circular figure, posing as binoculars, and searching for fat people (the whales).
Dude, let's go whale watching at school tomorrow!
by Tubby Fat Guy September 16, 2009
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whale watching

Watching a manly looking girl who's flat chested and not all that fat, usually known with a manly name such as Maeve.
Sorry whale watching is gross
by whalewatcher101 January 22, 2011
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Whale Watch Whiteout

While having sex with a fat chick one makes whale noises then proceedes to ejaculate on her face and scream "WHALE WATCH WHITOUUUT!!!" This is usually reserved for "bag it and tag it" girls, not one you wish to pursue a relationship with.
"WHALE WATCH WHITEOUT" Ewwwww GRANT what did you just DO to me?
by What Grant did to her April 22, 2011
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Whale skin watch

Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.
My girlfriend asked me what time it was and I told her to check my whale skin watch.
by Me1017 September 06, 2008
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Whale watching

When the girls vagina squirts so much asif a whale was spraying from its blow hole.
by Alohaxmahea February 10, 2017
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