Wet Fish 

Boring person, dull, lame, dreary, a person who ruins a good mood.

His wife was a bit of a wet fish at the orgy, she only gave me a handjob.

Wet Fish by WorfsTarg July 29, 2023

wet fish slap

when a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his bitch in the face, in which cum is spread about her face.

gf: dirty bastard u slapped me and my face has ur
bf: really, i just gave u a wet fish slap
gf: wah??
bf: figure it out urself

wet fish slap by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 18, 2009

Wet Fish Finder 

When two women scissor together and squirt in each others vaginal canal and it's very wet and also fishy.

They had a Wet Fish Finder last night.

Wet Fish Finder by Wet Fish Sandwitch June 3, 2014

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish by mom743 December 4, 2010

slept with a wet fish 

When all of a sudden you realize something terrible has happened to you, it feels like being slapped in the face with a wet fish. In instances where you gain this insight right after waking up, you have obviously 'slept with a wet fish' only to realize what a fool you've been after you wake up.

When I woke up and realized those conmen had tricked me out of a lot of dough last night, I really knew I had slept with a wet fish all night long!

slept with a wet fish by E-go-go January 30, 2009

gutted like a wet fish

gutted like a soggy fish
when one is very upset and feels they have been torn apart or gutted like a wet or soggy fish is.

"I'm gutted like a wet fish Dave, i lost my new cascada c.d"

gutted like a wet fish by ehehehehehehehe December 9, 2008

sloppy wet pissy fish

The smell that an unclean vagina omits

She walked in the room and even tho she still has clothes on, the smell of sloppy wet pissy fish is overwhelming

sloppy wet pissy fish by Ryan_Hawkes September 20, 2009