Westland Mall

A crappy mall located in Hialeah, Florida. Does not have sufficient stores and isn't all that. Most of the stores located inside are for chongas and children. I'd say Pac Sun is the only good store there. Full of moron securities and old people. It's small as hell and not cool.

Teenie bopperz: OMGZ you gaize lez go to westland mall and cheel derr.
Non teenie bopperz: Fuck that shit, I'm going to Sawgrass.

by jeffreeSTARZ June 19, 2008

Westland

Another random suburb of Detroit where teens run rampid doing drugs and tons of property damage. 99% of the population of Westland are faggots, full of poser-juggalos, wanna-be northville preps and so forth. There are very few "original" kids there, as in they are who they are, they don't give a fuck and know what the deal is.

This is as accurate as it gets folks.

poser: im a juggalo, ill cut your head like a chicken and dump faygo in it

normal guy: suck my dick, you live in westland.

by ph1rekiller January 8, 2010

wetlandz

(wet-landz) noun. 1.A descriptive term used to describe Urolagnia or urophilia as it relates to gay men. 2.A place where a gay man who derives sexual pleasure from urine and urination , its odor, sight, feel, and taste, the sound of urinating, urinating on or in the mouth of a partner, can find satisfaction. 3.A place where men who share a urinary fascination or fantasy can meet online. 4.A descriptive word for gay watersports that was first introduced in July 1999 as wetlandz.net, the word had not been used as a proper noun prior to that date. 5.A trademark owned by SBE Productions. 6.title. "Wetlandz Gay Watersports Network"

1.Wetlandz Gay Watersports Network has been pissing on the world since 1999. 2.I got with this dude in person last night that I met on Wetlandz and we got soaked together. 3.Wetlandz is more of a community of like-minded men rather than an ordinary porn site.

by WetDude December 15, 2008

teenage wastland

Not a song by The Who. Try Baba O'Riley

"Teenage Wasteland is my favoirite Who song!"

"I'm afraid I don't know that one"

by JakeStar May 4, 2005

Westland Moustache

Anyone who you see in Michigan who has a patchy weak dirt ass moustache has a westland moustache. mainly because everyone from westland even the women and children are trash and hump in dumpsters in the summer for the love of the smell of hot garbage.

hey bill do you see that westland moustache smoking in the carwash as he was washing my rims ? yea i bet he lives in the dumpster behind my apartment complex.

by B- Real June 12, 2009

Westland middle school

6th graders are so innocent it hurts
7th graders vape in the bathrooms

8th graders don’t give a shit and smoke weed whenever they can

Welcome to Westland Middle School!
6th graders: what’s a juul?
7th graders: fuck man mr jefferson just caught me vaping in the bathroom.
8th graders: haha tf is the teacher saying, i’m so fucking high rn.

by lmaowtfpraying October 30, 2018

Wetland Quim

A large pulsating moist vulva which has seen its best days

Have you heard about Barry's Wetland Quim?

by Darkdestroyer20 September 9, 2020