wert

1. A wet fart.
2. Archaic second person singular past of be.
3. Something I randomly typed into Google to see what would come up.

1. "Oh no, I werted!"
2. If thou wert mine, I would be in heaven!
3. "wtf, wert is a word?!"

by old handle August 22, 2014

sayoath wert

when a male shits and pisses at the same time

hunny im going for a sayoath wert

by Wev-K-Bev-K-Babs September 10, 2005

wert whirl

The whistle guys give to girls to let them know they are hot.

The whistle sounds like a slide whistle and the sound resembles the word itself.

Bobby gave Lisa a big WERT WHIRL out of the window of his Firebird during his cat call by the High Scool.

by Brownie Johnson September 13, 2008

Van Wert

A small town in Northwest Ohio situated in a senic cornfield with several historic buildings (translated: Old as Shit) where only a few cool people live.

"I live in a small town."
"Oh you mean a Van Wert? No one knows where it is located on a map?"
"Yep, thats the one!"

by Beat Girl January 28, 2009

dingly wert

derogatory term to describe someone, usually a kid, when you're at a loss for words

You're relaxing on a park bench and an 8 year old on a bike pedals up from behind bumping and then grabbing the bench with his hand and holds on, startling you- "hey dingly wert, what are you doing?"

by robolan April 15, 2007

bryce wert

A big boi who is a beast at hocky (Which is not a sport) and is also very smart. Bryce aslo seems to be attracted to volly ball chicks. Sry soccer and basketball waman.

DAAAANM MAN look it ya boi bryce wert!

by Grunt Punt October 8, 2018

Wert

A large, useless thing that for some reason has been allowed to become an obstacle for everyone. This can vary from a certain wig-wearing politician to a fat toddler with Cheerios on his face standing in front of the TV.

Adventurer 1:Oh no, a wert guarding the door!
Adventurer 2: Just give it some McDonalds and it might fuck off.

by Marshmallow Steve March 23, 2019