weitzel

A beautiful and majestic female sex god. Like a fine wine, The Weitzel only gets better (and by better I mean hornier/sexier) with age. Though the Weitzel has slept with nearly every creature with a ding-a-ling on the planet, it is near impossible to reproduce and spawn another gorgeous W.I.L.F. It is said in legend that only one man, one big balled man, who has unthinkably godly sized balls, huge balls, Adimantium infused wreckingball size balls, dangling hairy balls, balls that probably make your balls look like chicken shit pussies, balls so ginormous they have the power to move objects, is capable of recreating the WILF. Though sir #### valiantly tried to reproduce with the “W.I.L.F,” the offspring resulted in an awkward disaster. Thus, we can only hope that the stunningly large testicled man of legend will one day meet his destiny and smash the W.I.L.F, and keep these near extinct species alive and poofing and cob-webbing (excreting a powder-like substance from one of several orifices which in it younger stages are thought to have once contained liquid, which dried and condensed into a light powdery substance, much like baby powder.)

Guy 1: WOOO I just had the kinkiest sex with the weitzel
Guy 2: so did I.
Every Guy on earth: So did we.
Every species of mammel: So did we.
Every organism on earth: So did we.
Every extra-terrestrial life form: So did we.
Every unborn fetus: So did we
Chuck norris: So did I
O.G. Mudbone: So did I, but my d was too small, that thangs stretched like a bih.

by massive ball horse dick mc.gee October 16, 2011

weitzel

A.K.A. the W.I.L.F ( weitzel id like to f*ck.) An old re-dinky-donky-ulously saggy tittied female. One whose breasts resemble two pale garbage bags filled with pudding or some other form of goo which droop bellow its waist line (especially when it wears its natural attire, of no bra.) The vaginal cavity of the wilf is encrusted with powder and spider webs, the wilf is a slut and a man’s “best nightmare ;).” The wilf prefers facials, anal, facials, sex, facials, penis, facials, and facials. Don’t approach one unless you wish to be fucked on site in a cave for many days, the cave being its anus.

yum weitzel queef poof on my babies bottom.

by poofy nigga October 17, 2011

wenzeled

past tense of verb "wenzel" or adverb; to financially defraud someone on the Internet and then use Social-Economic position to bully and threaten them; arrogant thievery.

I gave the guy $115, he cashed my check, he misrepresented the goods, didn't send them and called me an asshat! Hey, bro, you just got wenzeled! Or I just wenzeled the dude for $115.

by Paul F. Dobson December 24, 2005

wentelteefjes maken

Wentelteefjes maken is een ander woord voor masturberen. Niet te verwarren met wentelteefjes bakken.

Lars heeft gister wentelteefjes gemaakt, hij vond het zeer lekker. Wentelteefjes maken

by xxxpussydestroyer69 November 11, 2014

Ms.Wetzel

The mother of Satan. taker of phones. Crusher of dreams. Eater of butts. giver of chores
If you meet a Ms.Wetzel run immediately and pour holy water on your self to cleanse her germs

Kid"Literally exists"
Ms.Wetzel" NoW YOu MuST DiE"

by drobyboi December 20, 2019

Wenzelated

when the internet strikes back for taking advantage of someone online during an Internet transaction and thus the offending party is wenzelated. Synonymous with Humiliated.

Selling something as new, then the item that arrives is clearly used, then ridiculing the buyer and having the whole thing exposed on the Internet, with those who become aware of the situation, making their opinion know at various levels, thus wenzelating the offending party resulting in them being Wenzelated

by XCITsNU February 17, 2006

Wetzel

To rip someone off; to jip someone out of money.

Did John Wetzel you out of your money again?

by Sajak February 11, 2013