wetty fap

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.

My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.

by Bogrimm October 2, 2015

Welton

O Genio.

Welton is simply, O Genio!

by Wodderwick December 26, 2022

Wettyy

Are you sweaty from gym clas
But ur wet from pornhub then you are wettyy

MOM IM WETTYY

by Alexthegodd January 14, 2019

sweaty wetty

A hard working Mexican

I just got done laying tile with a sweaty wetty, finished an hour early.

by AnthonyinAnaheim February 2, 2014

Wefty Lestern

A style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, masturbates. Usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.

Son: Daddy, the kids at school were talking about a wefty lestern. What's that?

Daddy: Here son, it'll be easier if I show you.

by kleptolagnia December 2, 2011

wertyuiosdfghjkxcvbn

You have gone a whole new level for boredom. This point, you decide that qwerty combinations won't help. So you decide to skip the first and last key on each row.

"Oh gee honey, I'm super bored. I should type wertyuiosdfghjkxcvbn. That'll solve my problems!"

by wertyuiosdfghjkxcvbn September 2, 2017

welyn

A streamer and youtuber who is known for being a GOD at the videogame rust.

welyn the guy that narrates his videos?

by jayden420 January 6, 2021