well fuck me fabulous

used to exclaim dismay with an unfortunate circumstance.

Man1: Shit, your car is on fire!
Man2: Well fuck me fabulous.

by OW364 October 15, 2008

Well fuck me in the ass, right?

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.

Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?

by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010

Well fuck me sideways and call me George

Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier

Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"

by kinkysauce September 24, 2018

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

by Jake March 19, 2004

Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.

Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

well fuck me running

Showing surprise, like "well I'll be damned"

She's got a sister, well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

Well fuck me

A term used in Blade Trinity by the charactor Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)

"Well fuck me! Fuck me!"

by mhcrose September 15, 2008