Anthony Weiner

Any 45+ married creep who likes to strip naked and send pictures of his weener to teenage college girls.

Girl 1: Wow, who's picture is that? (pointing at her friend's email).
Girl 2: Some Anthony Weiner keeps sending me naked pictures of himself.
Girl 2: Gross!

by zombiegirl88 December 10, 2011

Weinstein

Getting slapped in the face by a large cock and then getting teabagged repeatedly.

Uggh! Jim's being such a douche! I'm gonna Weinstein him!

by JWAT April 17, 2006

weiner towel

The towel hanging in somebody's bathroom that has obviously been used. Since you don't know if they've used it to dry off after a bath, you have to assume it's touched their privates.

Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.

by txoyster May 15, 2010

weintard

Someone who acts like a weenie and a retard at the same time

That girl running around in circles in the middle of the mall looks like a weintard.

by Royal_smallz March 31, 2017

Weiner rot

The irritation of a man’s penis and or genital area due to being in the excess moisture for a long period of time. Not cleaning themselves after long exposure to moisture in this area.

He would surely get weiner rot after he urinated in his pants during a drunken stupor.

by Susanna M July 19, 2019

Harvey Weinstein

Jacking off in to a potted plant while your partner (usually unwilling) looks on in horror.

I told that pervert no so he Harvey Weinsteined my palm tree instead!

by Poop26627 October 21, 2017

Weiner Kiss

The touching of the tip of the weiner to some surface of the skin on another being.

Gerard: "Dude look at that girl!"
Hercules: "Yea, that bod is so boss."
Gerard: "Man i wanna give her crotch a Weiner Kiss."
Hercules: "Agreed."

by Zach Wagner March 1, 2009