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wienerschnitzel

you gotta love der wienerschnitzel.
by Boquian July 19, 2004
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Wienerschnitzel

A man’s penis. Usually referred to this way in a tone of sarcastic disgust, when the speaker (usually female) is mildly-to-moderately irritated.
“Attentive” boyfriend: How did you sleep last night, honey?
Exasperated girl: I didn’t sleep a wink --- how could I sleep with your wienerschnitzel poking at me all night?!
by QuacksO September 25, 2011
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weiner schnitzel

scandanavian slang for a delicious snack eaten at 4:02 o'clock in the afternoon after a pleasant stroll on a wednesday just before it rains. : )
That was a delicious weiner schnitzel we had laste wednesday at 4:02 o'clock before it rained.
by That.Scandanavian January 30, 2009
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Saugen mein weiner schnitzel

1.) When a woman is giving a blow job or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " I made my girlfriend - saugen mein wiener schnitzel!"

2.) Slang for telling someone to suck you cock or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " Why don't you saugen mein wiener schnitzel & shut up"
by Firehawk21_2001 August 25, 2012
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Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie

The Ultimate Daily Booster.
The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
Wife: "How was the gym dear?"

Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)

Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"

Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"
by The Venga!!! April 17, 2010
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weenerschnitzal

guy that collects weeners and is a queer
Matt Shaffer or any other queer guy
by Seth Hawkins April 5, 2005
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Wienerschnitzel

Using your cock to slap a girl/woman/bitch across the face. Must be accompanied by a clearly heard *SLAP* sound.
That wienerschnitzel party was great last night! I must've wienerschnitzeled at least 30 people!
by Wienerschnitzel-aholic August 10, 2009
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