weem

1) A response to an awful story, bad joke, or unfunny comment.

2) In extreme cases can be used as a noun describing an incredibly unfunny human being.

1) (Zach says something stupid and unfunny)...pause..."WEEM"

2) Greg- "Oh my God, Quinn is such a weem"

by wawaman May 23, 2007

Weems

Fun hating bitch with fake tits who doesn't like to fuck

That girl was a weems.

by John Rainey January 14, 2008

Weems

A vile, rat-like creature that will snitch on you anytime he/she feels like it. Origin: Randall Weems, a particularly nasty snitch from the animated series "Recess".

You know that Randall? He is such a Weems.

by Pestige April 17, 2011

weem

A pantywaist. A sissy. A mush wimp.

Donald is such a weem.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

weem

A person who is obsessed with internet memes, or is constantly quoting the latest viral video. They will typically live in their mom's basement and play MMOs. Also known as a meme whore.

"Who is your favorite Brony?"
"Dude, you are such a weem!"

by shar9y February 21, 2012

weem

(noun) A short, curved blade used by druidic peoples for harvesting and ritual sacrifice.

The dig site at K'el Kaerlyn yielded a host of important artifacts including spearheads, druidic jewelry, shards of pottery, and several weem tools.

by flinnbain June 11, 2006

Weems

Seems like

"weems like i'm gonna be late back tonight"

by Kingwill October 7, 2013