dominican weedwacker

The act of inserting coffee beans into a male's penis hole, and strangling his penis and flailing it in a helicopter motion until it bleeds. Anal, Vaginal, or Oral may be performed afterwards.

"yeah man, last night i got a pretty wild dominican weedwacker. my cum mixed with my dick blood real good."

by Pineapple Trapdoor February 25, 2015

Connecticut Weedwacker

The act of going down on a girl, and when she is close to climaxing, bitting her pubic hair and ripping them off.

I gave my girlfriend the old “Connecticut weedwacker” last night. She no longer has to go to her Brazilian wax tomorrow

by The dazzler 2828 October 18, 2019

The WeedWacker

When you give her/him/them/it a swift chop to the throat; as she gasps for air and reaches for her neck, you thrust your PP in their butt like you’re trying to pop a balloon.

My dishwasher was acting up so I had to give her The WeedWacker

by TreePoop March 8, 2021

bloody weedwacker

When you go down on a chick whose on her period and the guy moves his tongue counter clockwise

Dude have you ever performed a bloody weedwacker on a chick?

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Mexican Weedwacker

When you put anal beads in an uncleaned anus resulting in them being covered in feces, then use them to whip a male's penis like a weedwacker.

I gave my kinky boyfriend a Mexican Weedwacker last night.

by Braphog Lover May 4, 2025

Windy City Weedwacker

(n.) The act of helicoptering your "Chicago dog" in a black woman's bush.

"Yo man, this bitch let me hit a windy city weedwacker!"
"Have you ever heard of a 'windy city weedwacker?'"

by Call-In MC N.U.T.T. June 5, 2025

Weedwacking

When you get high on marijuana and proceed to masturbate.

God Greg is so lonely he just sits at home weedwacking everyday.

by ThiccDicc69 December 11, 2018