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A Wedgehead is a member of the British Army's Royal Engineers. The expression dates back to when the Royal Artillery ran away in Crimea forcing the Engineers to rescue their guns before the Russians stole them. In the chaos, they used dead infantry officers' bodies to wedge the wheels to stop the cannons rolling downhill.
See that Wedgehead over there? He is thick as mince and a complete waste of rations.
by Bumsnorkler March 4, 2019
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Wenger

A person who is unwilling to spend money.
We need a car and have money to spend but my husband is being a Wenger.
by Socceroo90 August 31, 2013
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skyler wedge

he is sexy and can pull any girl in the world he is awsome and ahtletic
by sky wege cool May 12, 2017
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Salad Wedge

When your girl slobbers up your bung hole good by tossing your salad and without warning takes full advantage of your wet quivering ass shoves one or more of her fingers deep inside.
Rachel gave me the salad wedge last night and a prostate orgasm too.

Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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rusty sand wedge

1. A golf club, used for short shots and out of hazards (e.g., bunkers) in the sport of golf, which has acquired an oxidized patina or surface either artificially or in the course of its use.

2. A cunning reference to seemingly innocuous yet ultimately crude phrases, e.g.., rusty trombone, most often in conjunction with an apparent double entendre, often in mocking, tongue-in-cheek protest to the brackishness of the former.
1. Lots of golfers use a rusty sand wedge to increase spin and block glare.

2. I spent my afternoon slapping balls with a rusty sand wedge.
by Matthew Rotch September 30, 2017
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wedge word

a word that is formed when a woman is wearing pants with writing across the rear and the pants get wedged into her ass crack creating an entirely different word due to the inability to see letters that are concealed by said ass crack. Generally this occurs when the pants are a bit too loose.
Gerald: What's so funny, Jack?
Jack: That big-assed girl, Jennie, has been walking around with the word "Lonk" on her ass.
Gerald: What the hell is Lonk?
Jack: All morning I'd been trying to figure that out. Then she farted and her pants inflated and then I could see it read "Love Pink."
Gerald: Oh, Lonk is a wedge word.
by theinstigator December 15, 2013
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inverted wedge

A popular haircut among American youth. The top of the head is shaved and the sides are kept at a moderate to long length (i.e. the inverse of the classic wedge hairstyle).
Randall: Hey, Steve. Nice haircut! I see you went with the inverted wedge. Excellent choice.
Steve: I'm glad you like it, homo.
by CraigersMcCraigers July 2, 2008
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