weasel suit

A suit which chavs wear which actually makes them look like a weasel, its so well made you cannot even see the zip at the back of the neck

Dave, did you see that chav that walked by? His Weasel suit was impeccable

by bsdhbvbgjvns\adjfh January 15, 2011

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Weasel slap

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member

Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.

by G Fuckin Money August 19, 2013

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Day for use of large hiking or construction boots and viking helmets, running around stomping weasels, and spreading mayonaisse on the front lawn. Originally featured in 'Robot Chicken'. Do a damn youtube search.

"Aye chap, do you have your boots for Weasel Stomping Day?"

by Kayla Salmon December 20, 2008

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rabid weasel sex

Energetic, intense, and highly animated sex. Similar to 'rabid badger sex.' Often results in at least trashed bedding; elevates quickly to ruined furniture, if not outright destruction. Smashed coffe tables, broken chairs, towel racks ripped from tile, etc. Seldom planned, instantaneously spontaneous, always vigorously athletic. Would be damned impressive if you could manage a video, but you'd probably smash the camera to hell trying. Can lead to extensive chiropractic care and physical rehab. Also see 'grin from hell.'

That 2AM return from the perfect night out from the most excellent concert ever with the best of friends, and maybe just a little too much rum. Waking up in a tangled heap sweaty arms, legs, throw rugs and sofa pillows at 7. "Now -that- was some rabid weasel sex!"

by runnamukk June 29, 2011

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