Weapon

A slang term for penis. This can be considered a weapon, since using it has consequences; sometimes minor, sometimes severe. It can damage or build your reputation, depending on what you are speaking of (ex: your sexual performance reputation.) In unusual or strange incidents, it can poke someone's eye out.

(On there way to the local strip club)
Soldier 1: Hey, Lieutenant!
Soldier 2: Yeah?
Soldier 1: Bring your weapon (smirks)
Soldier 2: I got it right here (grabs crotch.)

by Crazy Ass November 5, 2004

Weapon

When something is amazing!

Look at that Weapon of a car!!

by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

Weapon

A Weapon is used to kill and hurt (Duh!), and should be used wisely

Bob threw his WEAPON at jeff.
Jeff dies :(

by Private November 7, 2003

Weapon

Cambridge area slang adjective meaning 'good'. Is opposite to 'budget'.

"Check out my new Nova. I reckon its proper weapon."
"Nah mate, it's well budget" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Weapon

Scottish slang: Someone who is a danger to those around them. Is prone to fighting.

A guy: "D'ye hear what Boab did last Thursday night when coming out of the Palace?"

His Mate: "Naw, whit's he done now?"

A Guy: "Some boy was meant to have been staring at him so he kicked fuck clean right out him then set about 2 bouncers and put them all in hospital"

His mate: "He's a fucking weapon that lad."

by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003

Weapon

Weapon - A highly professional Cricket team located on the north shore of Sydney. Fear is distilled within the opposition weeks prior to the match. The team is thus full of weapons.

Person 1: "Hey Tim, who are we playing in two weeks?"

Person 2: "ummm...The Weapons I Think?"

Person 1: "Shit, they are going to destroy us!"

by fame August 3, 2006

Weapon

"penis", a penis, mostly made out of steel.
penetrates till death.
a car is a less powerfulweapon than some wmd´s.

feel my weapon!
i smell weapon(s) of mass-destruction (wmd´s)! handle them out and i will show you mine!

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003