wazzed 

Pissed, drunk, High, Completely off your head, crazy,dizzy

I got wazzed sniffing charlie off a pair of knockers

wazzed by bignutzac May 23, 2011

Mah Wazzle

Term of Bromantical endearment in a relationship involving large amounts of alcohol, debauchery, and depraved humor

-Yo, bro you know that you are so mah wazzle
-fo shazzle man, you know I always got your back

Mah Wazzle by MiketheBull April 26, 2011

Wazzed 

To get screwed over by a slightly slimy cunt.

He stole that girl from Chucka, Chucka got wazzed.

Tottenham lost to Newcastle today, Newcastle wazzed them.

This girl was well into my friend until that right like wazz came along and wazzed him out of her.

Craig was going to score tonight until his brother's mate wazzed him.

Wazzed by Peartree November 10, 2013

wazzle 

1) to masturbate.
2) a very stupid person
3) a very good poker player, especially in the game "Texas Hold'em".
4) to have sex

1) Of course it is, you know...I wazzle, you wazzle, he, she, me, wazzle. Wazzle, wazzling, wazzlisation, Wazzleology, the study of wazzle.

2) Are you a wazzle?
3) Man, you are such a wazzler that you wazzle with my cards all day.
4) C'mon lets wazzle.

wazzle by republicofwazzle November 9, 2014

Wazzle 

State of being in which a person has little or no sense, use, or purpose.
A person who wazzles is referred to as a Wazzler.

Instead of doing your homework, you spent the day wazzling!
You wazzled the whole day! You're fired!

Wazzle by Jaack Meeoff February 11, 2014

wazzle 

a dancing style originated from finland, it's basically shuffle with some sick muzz thrown in

x: do you see that person wazzling right there?
y: damn, that wazzle style dancing is smooth and aesthetic as f**k man...

wazzle by shufflemuzzman59 January 21, 2019

douche wazzle 

A faggot who talks about skullfucking people and then doesnt do a damn thing

Drew Ellis is the biggest douche wazzle in the world

douche wazzle by Tony Dinatale December 1, 2003